Bart: People Think I’m The Dumb Bitch Friend.

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

Bart needs one of these shirts. Right sprocking now.

steph made the shirts for them <3

cass - batgirl (2000) #25 and 72, with a bonus near-death experience in #62

damian - batman inc. (2012) #8, robin: son of batman #5 and #13, teen titans (2016) #40/41, and robin (2021) #1

And of course Tom Taylor is blocking every gay person on Twitter and crying about how he’s receiving “death threats” by them, just like he blocked every disabled person on Twitter who talked about the ableism in his writing while crying about how he’s receiving “death threats” by them and just like how he blocked every Palestinian/Arab on Twitter who pointed out the Zionism in his writing while crying about how he’s receiving “death threats” by them.

If this keeps up he will only have his mother and 4 crazy stans on his timeline.

Just don’t try to buy your soup at the clothes store.

I wish my parents would leave the house so I could eat soup already

You can’t spell Ken without Kent and you can’t spell Barbie without Bart. So, in this ted talk-

DC?? With actual recognition to mental health issues???

It’s a sprocking miracle

Oh. Oh Bart actually having PTSD from having died and getting flashbacks about his death. Oh. I like that. Still hate that they OoCed the Rogues into killing a child, but at least they don’t just have Bart shrug off his death.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #28

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet PART 2

Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial

@ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend Doesn't she look beautiful in her dress for tonights Gala? IMG.29ghv260na.JPG

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Selina Kyle @ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend

@BrucieWayneOfficial Oh, you.

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

Hey, join me on insta live later to see if we can convince Dami to put on a panguin onsie! LOL So cute

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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon

@FlyingGraysonJr Grayson, what are you talking about. I will NOT be putting on that abomination.

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

20k retweets and I shoot @ sleepwhenimdead with a tranq dart

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

@ sleepwhenimdead The people have spoken. OKAY TIMMY, TIME FOR BEDDY-BYE

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

@ zombierebellion HOW COULD YOU ALL, I THOUGHT YOU CARED

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

I woke from being tranqued and it's been 53 hours...

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

At least you slept.

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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon

Despite being the most heinous article of clothing I have ever seen, the material is quite comfortable. But I'm never wearing it again.

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

@ TheBloodSon But you looked so cute as a panguin! IMG.92htmil83.JPG

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon looks normal like that. Minus the sour face.

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon @ zombierebellion he looks so precious even though he's going to kill us all..

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OMZ I miss Greta so much please give me my girl back

Secret: Wow, Bart! I can’t believe you still look as young as the first day we met! What’s your secret?

Impulse: Actually, I’m a ripple user. Every time I tap into the Speed Force, it charges my body with ripples!

Secret: What?! Really?!

Impulse: (chuckles) Mm-hm.

Secret: (playfully) Mua-hahahaha! In that case, I’m actually a vampire with astral projection powers!

Impulse: (playing along) NANIIIIIIII?!??!?! Is that true, Greta?! Then I’ll have to defeat you with my ripples!

Secret: (turns intangible) WRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Impulse: (speed punching) ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!

Secret: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA-!

Wonder Girl: (just walked in) … the fuck?

Okay, so lemme point something out.

Bart Allen: Sassy, Sarcastic, smug little shit, will roll his eyes a lot. Neurodivergent, has a prosthetic, and a literal genius. Quiet and reserved while also being a social butterfly, hard headed and will fight for his beliefs.

Hartley Rathaway: Sassy, Sarcastic, smug little shit, scoffs at the idiocy. Him and his sister on the spectrum and he has his hearing aids. A certified genius and advocate for homeless, metas, and LGBT+. Quiet and reserved, a public figure, and strong willed.

And you’re telling me. These two. Have had ONE. INTERACTION. Where Bart DIES IN THE END. W H A T. DC YOU LITERALLY GAVE YOURSELF ONE OF THE BEST DUO’S ACCIDENTALLY AND YOU DONT EVEN— WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TELL ME HARTLEY WOULDN’T ADOPT BART IN A HEARTBEAT. DO IT, YOU CAN’T.

I have been plunged into a bug world. I love bug but spider bug eat stick bug, how do I stop this.

ooh check out my very spooky scary uquiz: welcome to my jigsaw saw trap (except I’m not very good at being jigsaw :/ )