Headcanon That Harry Is Very Bad At Waking Uma Up, Like When Someone Need Uma And Visit Her Room There’s

Harry is just better

WEAK! Why are you pushing your whole face into her hand bro?

This is how you do it! The eye contact, the soft intertwining of hands, the way his lips caress her knuckles. Kiss Uma's hand like the queen she is

first kill is a modern romeo and juliet with lesbian vampires that came out during pride month and if you dont think that’s exactly what william shakespeare would want, you have a vast misunderstanding of that man

I feel like the whole fandom can agree that Harry Hook would just offend a bunch of the gods. But what he's doing and saying that offends them so much is what's interesting to me-

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Harry: So you're the pretty goddess?

Aphrodite: Yes. The goddess of beauty

Harry: Cool. Uma's prettier though.

Aphrodite: :0

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Dionysus: *handing Harry a cup of wine*

Harry: Mmm, I prefer rum

Dionysus: :0

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Harry: So you just shoot lightning bolts out of your hands?

Zeus: It's more than that, but yeah I'm the god of the skies

Harry: Lame

Zeus: :O

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Poseidon: Nice to meet you, I'm the god of the seas

Harry: *laughing* Nah, the oceans belong to Uma. She's the sea goddess.

Poseidon: :0

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Harry: You know what they say, strict parents make sneaky kids

Demeter: Excuse me?

Harry: Strict parents create kids that wanna eat pomegranates is all I'm saying.

Demeter: :0

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Cut to Hades laughing hysterically because someone is finally humbling these gods.

Again just trying not to forget about it

Take a picture (it lasts longer)

“What’s that?” Langa said.

Kojiro was confused for a second, before he realised what Langa was looking at. He’d accidentally stopped on something Kaoru had sent him, a photo of a polaroid from – wow, he must’ve been about sixteen in that.

Or, Langa happens to see a glimpse of Kojiro’s gallery; spoiler alert, it’s all of Kaoru.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47605624

He knows

Jay: Wait a damn minute... Why are they touching hands like that?

Uma: Are you high? Harry: Am I what? Uma: High Harry: Hey

my best friends and me (they're dating)

Langa: *staring deeply into Reki’s eyes*

Miya: *loudly opens a can*

Langa: We’re having a moment.

Miya: And I’m having a Pepsi.

She can go from 'Cute af' to 'omg how can someone be this hot' in like under a second

Look at her pigtails! AHH I CAN'T!