crazyvampirequeen
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let's go to sweatertown
Sweater town
Heart says SHOEEEESSS
Money says NO
Each time this ask is reblogged, a sinner instantly dies
Oh fuck yeah, reblog the shit out of this!-🗡️
my best friends and me (they're dating)
Langa: *staring deeply into Reki’s eyes*
Miya: *loudly opens a can*
Langa: We’re having a moment.
Miya: And I’m having a Pepsi.
Again just trying not to forget about it
Take a picture (it lasts longer)
“What’s that?” Langa said.
Kojiro was confused for a second, before he realised what Langa was looking at. He’d accidentally stopped on something Kaoru had sent him, a photo of a polaroid from – wow, he must’ve been about sixteen in that.
Or, Langa happens to see a glimpse of Kojiro’s gallery; spoiler alert, it’s all of Kaoru.
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47605624
Just don't wanna lose this
i wanna read it
but i'll forget it if i don't repost...probably
My Bed, (Y)our Bed: A matchablossom story Now live on Ao3
Hi everyone! It's Day 5 of Fandom Pride Parade 2023, which is being run by @magicalmonthlyprompts 💖 For today's prompt -- Nature, Nurturing/Tender Care, Green -- who better to feature than Kojiro and Kaoru (aka Joe and Cherry) from Sk8 the Infinity?
This little fic takes place after Episode 9. It's a popular canon-divergent trope, but one that I really wanted to try my hand at, given the prompts. In this version of events, Kaoru wakes up after breaking out of the hospital in a familiar place, where he's greeted by a familiar face, one who loves to take care of him.
I hope you enjoy!
Me: The episode was so sad. I can't. I need time to recover * crying in my room *
Also me:
*rewatches it*
*looks at Tumblr and Pinterest stuff about it*
Why am I still so sad about it?
"He can get hurt?" (physical vs emotional)
HELLUVA BOSS 2.04 - Western Energy 2.08 - The Full Moon
This reminded me so much of this scene.
They aren't teenagers but still
i think they both have problems and try their best
These tweets basically some up how I feel
so true
The emo teen to queer adult timeline
I love them so much ಥ‿ಥ
Just trying not to forget about it, because i wanna read it
sneak peak - 'Thank You for the Venom', chapter 9 🎸 🗡️
Adam snorted, sliding off her desk. “No shit. I’m the best you’ll ever have, and don’t you fucking forget it. Why are you acting weird?”
“I’m not acting weird,” she said defensively, crossing her arms. “I was just trying to be nice.”
“Let’s get one thing straight,” he said, turning to stare her dead in the eye, “you’re not a nice kind of girl, Lute.”
She bristled, unsure of the point he was trying to make. It wasn’t like he was being untruthful. She wasn’t the type to be overly kind or caring for others. That wasn’t exactly uncommon knowledge.
Still, having it pointed out to her stung slightly.
Refusing to break eye contact, she rested her forearms on her desk and leaned forward, looking up at him. “No. I’m not a nice girl, Sir,” she said quietly, her tone surprisingly measured. “If that’s what you’re after, I’d suggest -”
“I don’t know what is up with you today,” he interrupted, rolling his eyes as he strode towards the door, “but snap the fuck out of it, Lute, I’m getting sick of your shit today. You coming to give the others the good news, or not?”
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It's finally coming together. Can't wait to share what happens next with you all soon <3
It's so amazing
Hazbin Hotel color wheel!
this was SUPER fun to do I’m thinking of doing a Helluva Boss one
From what I've heard, she should be coming back into the WWE Universe on August 18th. Not to wrestle, but she'll be like a commentator on the panel. EITHER WAY IM HAPPY ASF ♥️♥️♥️
POV: you just insulted the princess of Hell. Be very afraid.
couldn't stop thinking about full (corrupted) angel mode Vaggie
version without the speech bubble below
I think we need to start a support group called "Missing MAMI"
Another week missing Rhea again, this is worse than a break up.
Someone send help
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49702033 here’s the link!
Thanks :)
@m4d-4s-th3-h4tt3r
Mabel buys binders for Dipper
@m4d-4s-th3-h4tt3r
I've found a new trope I love, and it's "identical twins except one of them is trans so they're not identical anymore". It's glorious.
again i want to read it and don't lose it
Harry and Uma Fic: Meant to Be
Summary:
Once the barrier is down, Uma decides it's time to come clean with Harry about her feelings for him.
This story is not mine but I liked it and really enjoyed reading it so I uploaded it here on Tumblr. I hope you also enjoy it and by the way the credits are not for me but not for the person who really made this story
i love her
Uma in d3 is such a mood
just don't wanna lose this
I wanna read it
Fanfic
Pairing: Harry Hook/Uma
Rating: Mature
On the Isle
“Those will be expensive.” The brunette teen across the conter of the make-shift apothecary shop glanced down at the small pill bottle Uma was holding in her hand.
Uma gave Ginny Gothel an unimpressed look. “I know.”
Ginny grinned. “They can get you fucked up good, though. You tryna kill someone?”
Uma snorted. “I’m not the type to try poisoning. If I wanted someone dead, they’d be dead.”
The other teenager nodded. She was well aware of Uma’s reputation- on the isle, it was impossible not to be. Especially with te core four and Malifacent gone, Uma was a power to be reckoned with.
Uma slid something across the counter. “This worth enough?”
Ginny gave a low whistle. “That much pure pixey dust? Yeah, sounds like a fair trade.”
Uma nodded, pulling the brim of her hat lower as she walked out of the store.
When she arrived back at the ship, she went straight to her cabin. Carefully, she ground one of the pills into a fine powder, mixing it with a glass of the coarse rum the crew drank.
“Harry?” she called, stepping back out of the cabin, drink in hand.
“Yes, Uma?” Harry said, appearing by her side as if by magic.
“Drink this.”
The first mate gave her an odd look, but swallowed the drink without hesitation. He always obeyed Uma without hesitation.
She walked away, not bothering to explain.
After five days on the pills, Harry stopped having episodes of manically crying and laughing
Ten days, his paranoia was at an all-time low.
A month, and he finally- finally- began to sleep at night.
The pills were expensive. But to Uma, they were worth it.
In Auradon
“They want me to take a mood stabilizer, an antidepressant, and antiphsycotics.” Harry’s voice was dripping with disdain.
Uma sighed. “Would that really be so bad?”
They were laying together on one of the beds in Uma’s room at auradon prep.
Harry gave her an indignant look. “I didn’t want ta meet with this… brain doctor in ta first place! Ye made me go.”
Uma petted a hand throug Harry’s hair, and he relaxed slightly.
“I’ve been giving you psyche meds in your food and drink for years.”
Harry stiffened. “Say wot now?”
Uma smirked, pulling harry so his head rested on her chest. “Those drinks I gave you? I used to buy the pills from Ginny Gothel. I’d crush them up and put them in your rum like you were a puppy.”
Harry made a serious of spluttering noises. “But- why would ye waste resources on that? Of all things?”
“Not a waste.” Uma pulled im closer. “Taking care of my good boy is never a waste.” She kissed his nose. “And maybe… medication isn’t the worst thing in the world.”
“If I have to take antipsychotics, you need to take the sleeping pills they prescribed. And the ones for your anxiety.”
Uma snorted a laugh. “Deal.”
She pulled him closer.
And that night, they both slept nightmare free.
I feel like the whole fandom can agree that Harry Hook would just offend a bunch of the gods. But what he's doing and saying that offends them so much is what's interesting to me-
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Harry: So you're the pretty goddess?
Aphrodite: Yes. The goddess of beauty
Harry: Cool. Uma's prettier though.
Aphrodite: :0
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Dionysus: *handing Harry a cup of wine*
Harry: Mmm, I prefer rum
Dionysus: :0
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Harry: So you just shoot lightning bolts out of your hands?
Zeus: It's more than that, but yeah I'm the god of the skies
Harry: Lame
Zeus: :O
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Poseidon: Nice to meet you, I'm the god of the seas
Harry: *laughing* Nah, the oceans belong to Uma. She's the sea goddess.
Poseidon: :0
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Harry: You know what they say, strict parents make sneaky kids
Demeter: Excuse me?
Harry: Strict parents create kids that wanna eat pomegranates is all I'm saying.
Demeter: :0
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Cut to Hades laughing hysterically because someone is finally humbling these gods.
Uma: “You’re standing on thin ice, Gil.”
Gil: “I’m standing on the floor.”
Uma: “It’s just an expression.”
Gil: “It’s a carpet.”
Uma:
Gil:
Harry:
Uma: “Don’t you fucking dare to laugh, Harry.”
Store Worker, over the intercom: “Will Uma please come to the front desk?”
Uma, arriving at the desk: “Is there a problem?”
Store Worker: *points to Harry and Gil*
Store Worker: “I believe this belong to you?”
Harry and Gil, simultaneously: “We got lost.”
Uma: “I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-”
Headcanon that Harry is very bad at waking Uma up, like when someone need Uma and visit her room there’s usually Harry there, all awake and ready to serve his Captain, would answer the visitor and he would have them wait before the door. But the problem is, Harry wakes Uma up in very seductive ways that often leads to a small make out session. It’s “Uma darling, it’s time to wake up” with a swift kisses on her neck, which wakes her up in very good mood. It makes her giggle as his kisses and touches tickle her and she start responding kisses. Then it escalates quickly, and just when Uma’s about to pull Harry into the bed, he informs “Oh, and we’ve got a guest here, Captain” and she’s like “BITCH why didn’t you start with it? FUCK YOU”
accurate
Mal: “I sleep with a knife under my pillow.”
Jay: “I sleep with a broken bottle next to me.”
Harry: “Ya’re both pathetic.”
Jay: “Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?”
Harry: “Uma.”