Me: The Episode Was So Sad. I Can't. I Need Time To Recover * Crying In My Room *

I feel like the whole fandom can agree that Harry Hook would just offend a bunch of the gods. But what he's doing and saying that offends them so much is what's interesting to me-

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Harry: So you're the pretty goddess?

Aphrodite: Yes. The goddess of beauty

Harry: Cool. Uma's prettier though.

Aphrodite: :0

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Dionysus: *handing Harry a cup of wine*

Harry: Mmm, I prefer rum

Dionysus: :0

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Harry: So you just shoot lightning bolts out of your hands?

Zeus: It's more than that, but yeah I'm the god of the skies

Harry: Lame

Zeus: :O

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Poseidon: Nice to meet you, I'm the god of the seas

Harry: *laughing* Nah, the oceans belong to Uma. She's the sea goddess.

Poseidon: :0

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Harry: You know what they say, strict parents make sneaky kids

Demeter: Excuse me?

Harry: Strict parents create kids that wanna eat pomegranates is all I'm saying.

Demeter: :0

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Cut to Hades laughing hysterically because someone is finally humbling these gods.

@m4d-4s-th3-h4tt3r

I've found a new trope I love, and it's "identical twins except one of them is trans so they're not identical anymore". It's glorious.

Never yell at mami

This is my favorite moment ever istg 😭

This reminded me so much of this scene.

They aren't teenagers but still

i think they both have problems and try their best

These tweets basically some up how I feel

She can go from 'Cute af' to 'omg how can someone be this hot' in like under a second

Look at her pigtails! AHH I CAN'T!

is there anyone who didn't cry

"child of addict and self harmer. C A S H. ca$h." okay but like what if i fucking cried .

gossiping old ladies

forget being afraid of being judged as a sinner or winner, I am afraid to be judged by THEM.

Somebody's gotta tell him

Henry: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Nils:

Nils: I’m gonna tell him.

Wille: Don’t you dare.

my best friends and me (they're dating)

Langa: *staring deeply into Reki’s eyes*

Miya: *loudly opens a can*

Langa: We’re having a moment.

Miya: And I’m having a Pepsi.