Store Worker, over the intercom: “Will Uma please come to the front desk?”
Uma, arriving at the desk: “Is there a problem?”
Store Worker: *points to Harry and Gil*
Store Worker: “I believe this belong to you?”
Harry and Gil, simultaneously: “We got lost.”
Uma: “I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-”
@m4d-4s-th3-h4tt3r
I've found a new trope I love, and it's "identical twins except one of them is trans so they're not identical anymore". It's glorious.
She can go from 'Cute af' to 'omg how can someone be this hot' in like under a second
Ich sehe einen HUHU
여어- 히싸씨부리 ( ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート )
Can we please have Cousin Itt in season 2
The Addams Family - Season 1 Episode 32 (1965) Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor
accurate
Mal: “I sleep with a knife under my pillow.”
Jay: “I sleep with a broken bottle next to me.”
Harry: “Ya’re both pathetic.”
Jay: “Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?”
Harry: “Uma.”
Again just trying not to forget about it
“What’s that?” Langa said.
Kojiro was confused for a second, before he realised what Langa was looking at. He’d accidentally stopped on something Kaoru had sent him, a photo of a polaroid from – wow, he must’ve been about sixteen in that.
Or, Langa happens to see a glimpse of Kojiro’s gallery; spoiler alert, it’s all of Kaoru.
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47605624
My brother to me
they’re so Lilo and Stitch coded 😭