@m4d-4s-th3-h4tt3r

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49702033 here’s the link!

Thanks :)

i love her

Uma in d3 is such a mood

Each time this ask is reblogged, a sinner instantly dies

Oh fuck yeah, reblog the shit out of this!-🗡️

I want that ball

Don't ask why

Just give me one

Human-sized hamster ball!

I feel like the whole fandom can agree that Harry Hook would just offend a bunch of the gods. But what he's doing and saying that offends them so much is what's interesting to me-

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Harry: So you're the pretty goddess?

Aphrodite: Yes. The goddess of beauty

Harry: Cool. Uma's prettier though.

Aphrodite: :0

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Dionysus: *handing Harry a cup of wine*

Harry: Mmm, I prefer rum

Dionysus: :0

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Harry: So you just shoot lightning bolts out of your hands?

Zeus: It's more than that, but yeah I'm the god of the skies

Harry: Lame

Zeus: :O

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Poseidon: Nice to meet you, I'm the god of the seas

Harry: *laughing* Nah, the oceans belong to Uma. She's the sea goddess.

Poseidon: :0

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Harry: You know what they say, strict parents make sneaky kids

Demeter: Excuse me?

Harry: Strict parents create kids that wanna eat pomegranates is all I'm saying.

Demeter: :0

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Cut to Hades laughing hysterically because someone is finally humbling these gods.

True

My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.

Just don't wanna lose this

i wanna read it

but i'll forget it if i don't repost...probably

My Bed, (Y)our Bed: A matchablossom story Now live on Ao3

Hi everyone! It's Day 5 of Fandom Pride Parade 2023, which is being run by @magicalmonthlyprompts 💖 For today's prompt -- Nature, Nurturing/Tender Care, Green -- who better to feature than Kojiro and Kaoru (aka Joe and Cherry) from Sk8 the Infinity?

This little fic takes place after Episode 9. It's a popular canon-divergent trope, but one that I really wanted to try my hand at, given the prompts. In this version of events, Kaoru wakes up after breaking out of the hospital in a familiar place, where he's greeted by a familiar face, one who loves to take care of him.

I hope you enjoy!

Heart says SHOEEEESSS

Money says NO

This reminded me so much of this scene.

They aren't teenagers but still

i think they both have problems and try their best

These tweets basically some up how I feel