I'm Not Dead!

Bonus incorrect quotes for the soul

THE return I had to do Cuphead devouring the fucking 3 ton candy

Don't ask why but.... One time of mine Life i ship them...

Look i don't Know why but for me can have a relationship

Alright this is rly sad but here goes. I started doing my once-in-awhile bot purge from my followers list. And. I used to be able to just quickly scan and see the bots. They were the ones with default icons and generator-sounding names like "noun-girl-827". And if you weren't sure, you could click on the blog and it would be immediately obvious it was a bot because there's either just bad porn click bait, or nothing there.

Well. This time I had to give up immediately because I got like ten followers down the list and was having immense trouble figuring out who's a bot and who's real. Never ever used to see this but like 5/10 of the first few followers I checked on had just totally empty blogs. It wasn't until I'd already blocked 2 - assuming bots bc empty blogs - that I thought to check if they had any likes. And bam! There it was. All of their user activity.

We have people on this website now who have never reblogged a single post.

Y'all, I'm sure you're sick of seeing "you have to reblog thing" but you literally have to reblog things. That is how this website works. You understand that, right? How do you think the post you hit "like" on got in front of you? It wasn't because you liked enough things and Tumblrs algorithm figured out what you like enough to hand it to you. It's because you followed someone, a human person, who reblogged that post. And it came from another person who also reblogged it.

You are killing this website by refusing to interact with it in the way that makes it better than the other websites you ran from to come here.

Anyway, I'm sure you're all nice people, but I'm not going to play the "bot or not" game if you have an empty blog I'm going to block you.

P A I N.

SO TRUE BUT HEY

So by using this hellish glorious incorrect quotes generator, I have created these…

Loving the unique artstyle for this game. Looks yummy 😋

HOLY SHIT THE NINTENDO DIRECT THE THE THE MARIO AND LUIGI BROTHERSHIP HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT IM SO HAPPY WIRHRKDNENSNDDODP1OFN

THEY'RE SO EXPRESSIVE AND IT HAS THAT FUNKY 3D TOUCH I LOVE ITS SO AMAZING IM CRYING

LOOK LOOOOK LOOOOKKKKKAAAAAHAGHHGGGG

Spheros' newest presidential slogan is lookin' pretty good...

I’ve made the Devil suffer enough. Now it’s Saltbaker’s turn.

No way would the cups easily forgive Saltbaker for trying to bake one of their souls into a tart. His sentence shall be public humiliation by the Salt Wrong Song!