Reid : Hostage Or Not, Sometimes It's Important Being Held

Garcia : I wish we could block people in real life.

JJ : Restraining order

Emily : Murder.

Morgan : sneezes

Emily :

Morgan : Wow, not even going to say "bless you" ?

Emily : I'm sitting next to you, you've clearly been blessed.

Hotch : Yeah, by Satan.

Hotch, sighing : Why is Morgan crying in the corner ?

Emily : I told him Santa wasn't real.

Garcia, popping her head from her office : SANTA IS WHAT ?!

Morgan : Emily, could you pass the salt ?

Emily : Morgan, could you pass away ?

Hotch : ONE. DINNER. WHY IS IT SO HARD.

Elle : Guess who's very upset about something very small, again

Therapist, on a meeting with Reid : And what do we do when we are sad ?

Reid : Get a new PhD.

Therapist : No-

Morgan : Flirt with cute girls.

Therapist : ...What ? Wait, where did you come from ?

Garcia : Buy way too much cute stuff to forget.

Hotch : Work way too much.

Rossi : Hyper focus and be paranoid about killers.

Therapist, clearly not ready for this, or for people popping out of nowhere : Wait-

Emily : Fake death while getting high.

JJ : Close up and be completely silent.

Therapist :

Therapist, throwing their files on the ground : ...Nope. I quit.

JJ : Why is Morgan hiding in my office ?

Reid : He broke his spaghetti before putting them in the water.

JJ : ..And ?

Reid : He did it in front of Rossi.

Rossi, bursting into JJ's office : COME HERE STRONZETTO-

Morgan : screams sharply and terrified

Garcia, aggressively throwing bottles at the team : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Morgan : What's up with her ?

Garcia : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU, YOU ALL DESERVE LOVE

JJ : She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Reid, crying : ᴵᵗ'ˢ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ

Reid : So, you all talk about "top or bottom" all the time, so I did some research, and I want to know what you guys are, top or bottom ?

Morgan and JJ, confused

Reid : Personally, I prefer the top bunk. I'm scared of it falling on me when I sleep on the bottom.

Morgan : ...I'm gonna tell him.

JJ, grabbing his arm : Don't you dare.

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