Reid : So, you all talk about "top or bottom" all the time, so I did some research, and I want to know what you guys are, top or bottom ?
Morgan and JJ, confused
Reid : Personally, I prefer the top bunk. I'm scared of it falling on me when I sleep on the bottom.
Morgan : ...I'm gonna tell him.
JJ, grabbing his arm : Don't you dare.
Rossi : Here's another one, what does "take out" mean ?
JJ : Food.
Morgan : Dating.
Reid : Murder.
Emily : All three if you're not a coward.
Garcia : I wish we could block people in real life.
JJ : Restraining order
Emily : Murder.
Reid : Hostage or not, sometimes it's important being held
Rossi : Son you good ?
Reid : So, what's your biggest fear
Derek : Being alone
Reid : pulls Emily into the room
Emily : Guess again, bitch
Emily, seeing a crying child at the grocery store
Emily : Hey little guy...
Emily : Can you move ? You're blocking the cheetos.
Hotch, having in his office one "depressive thought jar" and one "threat jar"
Rossi, first coming at the BAU : You have very specific swear jar
Hotch, pointing to Emily and Reid : I have very specific children.
Morgan : What's the word for when hands are bisexual ?
Reid : ...Do you mean ambidextrous ?
Hotch : I have an issue
The entire team, being the issue : Oh no, what's going on ?
Rossi, finding Reid laying face down on the floor : You okay ?
Reid : I'm depressed
Rossi : Lol me too
Rossi : Wait no, hi depressed, I'm dad.
Rossi : No- What's wrong ??
Rossi : If we put Reid and Emily in a room, who would come out crying first ?
Hotch : The room.
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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