Morgan : What's The Word For When Hands Are Bisexual ?
Morgan : What's the word for when hands are bisexual ?
Reid : ...Do you mean ambidextrous ?
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Reid : Do you ever get water hungry ?
Hotch : ...Thirsty ?
Reid, nodding : Water hungry.
Morgan : sneezes
Emily :
Morgan : Wow, not even going to say "bless you" ?
Emily : I'm sitting next to you, you've clearly been blessed.
Hotch : Yeah, by Satan.
Strauss : So, did none of you noticed that it was a bad idea ?
Rossi : Oh, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.
Policeman : And you guys are ?
Emily : Tired
Spencer : Dead inside
JJ : Anxious
Morgan : Hungry
Hotch :
Hotch : We're the BAU
Tara : Are you a top or a bottom ?
Emily : I'm a threat.
JJ, from across the room : She's a bottom.
The BAU on the jet, returning home after a difficult case :
Morgan : You've been on the phone since we left, what are you doing ?
Reid : I'm trying to cancel my liFE SUBSCRIPTION
Garcia : Okay I have a riddle. What's green, red, and spins really quickly ?
Emily : A frog in a mixer.
Garcia : That's right ! An elf on a merry-go-round-
Garcia :
Emily :
Garcia : Emily, I don't say this often, but what in the actual fuck-
Emily, having a rampage : SAY THAT AGAIN-
JJ : Those red flags be heart shaped tho
Emily, picking a fight with Strauss : With all due respect, which is none-
JJ : I want someone strong, beautiful, not dramatic, smart-
Emily, in the background : punches her mug because she choked on her coffee, and how dare it tries to kill her.
JJ : This one. I want this one.
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