Strauss : So, Did None Of You Noticed That It Was A Bad Idea ?

Reid : So, you all talk about "top or bottom" all the time, so I did some research, and I want to know what you guys are, top or bottom ?

Morgan and JJ, confused

Reid : Personally, I prefer the top bunk. I'm scared of it falling on me when I sleep on the bottom.

Morgan : ...I'm gonna tell him.

JJ, grabbing his arm : Don't you dare.

Rossi : Here's another one, what does "take out" mean ?

JJ : Food.

Morgan : Dating.

Reid : Murder.

Emily : All three if you're not a coward.

Emily : To be honest, I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that I could be. I'm skipping on a lot of fun here.

Hotch :

Hotch : You're holding back ??

Emily : If I ever opened up to you, I was just joking

Morgan, minding is business at 7am :

Reid : Affection is DISGUSTING.

Reid : Drown me in it

Morgan : Emily, could you pass the salt ?

Emily : Morgan, could you pass away ?

Hotch : ONE. DINNER. WHY IS IT SO HARD.

Garcia : If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee and hot Cheetos into an energy smoothie, would it kill me ?

Tara : I mean, only if you die.

Garcia, getting the blender : Imma do it

Rossi : Garcia nO-

Emily : I like to think of myself as a "free spirit". It's way more classier than "out of fucking control".

Reid : I am smartest, wisest person of this group.

Rossi : Kid, is your hand stuck in this vending machine ?

Reid : I paid for my bag of candy, I'm getting my bag of candy.

Emily : Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever the fuck I want