Emily : If I Ever Opened Up To You, I Was Just Joking

Garcia, pouring honey into her tea : hell yeah get into that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

Reid : ...Do you take constructive criticism on your sentences

Garcia : No.

Morgan : "Think twice" ? Bold of you to assume I think once

Emily : I'm a "Or what" and a "bet" deadass bitch, because I think I'm untouchable.

Hotch, having in his office one "depressive thought jar" and one "threat jar"

Rossi, first coming at the BAU : You have very specific swear jar

Hotch, pointing to Emily and Reid : I have very specific children.

Hotch, finding a bunch of knives every time Emily is somewhere : What's that ??

Emily : That's my emotional support knife collection. To help me deal with people.

Hotch : ...We should be tracking YOU down.

Garcia : I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know

The BAU watching Encanto :

Reid : You know, Bruno and I have two things in common.

Emily : Please elaborate.

Reid: I can predict when any of your stupid asses are going to do something bad. And no one talks or gives a shit about Spencer.

Morgan : Are you sure you're okay, Emily ? You've been acting funny all day.

Emily, with a big smile : Why wouldn't I be, in such a beautiful day, especially with you by my side my lovely friend ?

Morgan :

Morgan, running away : HOTCH, EMILY IS GOING TO BLOW UP

Rossi, finding Reid laying face down on the floor : You okay ?

Reid : I'm depressed

Rossi : Lol me too

Rossi : Wait no, hi depressed, I'm dad.

Rossi : No- What's wrong ??

Emily : I HATE when communication isn't clear and loud.

Morgan : What happened to her ?

JJ : She can't log into her Disney+ account and it doesn't say if it's the username or the password that she got wrong.