Rossi, Finding Reid Laying Face Down On The Floor : You Okay ?

Emily : I HATE when communication isn't clear and loud.

Morgan : What happened to her ?

JJ : She can't log into her Disney+ account and it doesn't say if it's the username or the password that she got wrong.

Emily : I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice

Garcia : I wish we could block people in real life.

JJ : Restraining order

Emily : Murder.

Morgan, running in Hotch's office : SOMETHING CAUGHT ON FIRE

Hotch : FUCKING DAMNIT EMILY !

Spencer : Emily is on vacation ?

Hotch : ..Oh yeah. I forgot.

Emily, on her vacation : Why do I feel like I'm in trouble suddenly ?

Garcia : I'm not delusional, I'm simply manifesting my own reality

JJ : Why is Morgan hiding in my office ?

Reid : He broke his spaghetti before putting them in the water.

JJ : ..And ?

Reid : He did it in front of Rossi.

Rossi, bursting into JJ's office : COME HERE STRONZETTO-

Morgan : screams sharply and terrified

Emily : Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve

Reid : You mean cards ?

Emily, slowly sliding a knife out of her sleeve : No, I do not.

Garcia, pouring honey into her tea : hell yeah get into that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

Reid : ...Do you take constructive criticism on your sentences

Garcia : No.

Reid : Does something stupid

JJ : What an absolute fucking idiot

JJ : Can't believe I'd die for him

Therapist : And remember, you are your own worst enemy.

Reid, somehow proud : Undefeated dude