Emily : I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice
The BAU on the jet, returning home after a difficult case :
Morgan : You've been on the phone since we left, what are you doing ?
Reid : I'm trying to cancel my liFE SUBSCRIPTION
Reid : Remember when "A series of unfortunate events" was a book series and not my life ? Because I don't.
Reid : I kind of want to be kissed. But I also kind of want to be stabbed.
Emily at the slightest problem : That's it I'm planning another funeral.
JJ : Emily nO-
Emily : Do I look nice ?
JJ : You look like you're about to set someone on fire.
Emily, walking away : Perfect.
Morgan : ...HOTCH EMILY IS DOING IT AGAIN !
Emily, walking in the room covered in blood
JJ : Oh my god what happened ??
Emily : Oh no, don't worry, it's not my blood.
Hotch : IT MAKES ME EVEN MORE WORRIED, WHAT DID YOU DO
Therapist, on a meeting with Reid : And what do we do when we are sad ?
Reid : Get a new PhD.
Therapist : No-
Morgan : Flirt with cute girls.
Therapist : ...What ? Wait, where did you come from ?
Garcia : Buy way too much cute stuff to forget.
Hotch : Work way too much.
Rossi : Hyper focus and be paranoid about killers.
Therapist, clearly not ready for this, or for people popping out of nowhere : Wait-
Emily : Fake death while getting high.
JJ : Close up and be completely silent.
Therapist :
Therapist, throwing their files on the ground : ...Nope. I quit.
Reid : There's nothing worse than someone using big words that they don't understand just to look smart.
Morgan, nodding : I photosynthesize with this.
Reid : Unfortunately, I do always have something smart to say.
Morgan : Legends says that one night, Emily was fed after midnight, and she shifted into a Gremlin that never melted away at the sunlight.
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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