Morgan, Running In Hotch's Office : SOMETHING CAUGHT ON FIRE

Emily : I just want someone to take me out

Spencer : Like on a date or with a sniper ?

Emily : Surprise me.

Morgan : Legends says that one night, Emily was fed after midnight, and she shifted into a Gremlin that never melted away at the sunlight.

Morgan : UNSUB AT 3 O'CLOCK !

Morgan : ...

Morgan : ..Nevermind, it's my shadow.

Policeman : And you guys are ?

Emily : Tired

Spencer : Dead inside

JJ : Anxious

Morgan : Hungry

Hotch :

Hotch : We're the BAU

Morgan : My toxic trait is I think that I could walk up to a lion and it would sense my powerful vibes and not attack me

Garcia : I wish we could block people in real life.

JJ : Restraining order

Emily : Murder.

Reid : So, you all talk about "top or bottom" all the time, so I did some research, and I want to know what you guys are, top or bottom ?

Morgan and JJ, confused

Reid : Personally, I prefer the top bunk. I'm scared of it falling on me when I sleep on the bottom.

Morgan : ...I'm gonna tell him.

JJ, grabbing his arm : Don't you dare.

Hotch : Do you want to talk about your mental state, Prentiss ?

Emily : No.

Reid, spinning around in his chair to face them : I do !

Hotch, sighing : I know, Reid.

Reid : I'm sad !

Hotch : I know, Reid...

Emily : Do I look nice ?

JJ : You look like you're about to set someone on fire.

Emily, walking away : Perfect.

Morgan : ...HOTCH EMILY IS DOING IT AGAIN !

Emily : "Feminine urge this", "Masculine urge that". Dude, the only urge I have is going feral.