Emily : I HATE When Communication Isn't Clear And Loud.

Unsub, wanting to mentally torture Reid : One of these glasses of water is poisoned, you have to drink one-

Reid : drinks one without hesitation

Unsub : Wha- How did you know it was the safe one ?!

Reid, visibly sad and disappointed : ..I kinda hoped it wasn't.

Hotch : I have an issue

The entire team, being the issue : Oh no, what's going on ?

Emily : What are you, five ?

Morgan : Yeah, five heads taller than you.

Emily :

Morgan :

Emily :

Morgan : ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ

Reid : What doesn't kill me makes me wish it did

Reid : My bones are almost clean

Hotch : Huh ??

Reid : Wait, did I not tell you guys about the bones ??

Morgan : What does that even mean ?

Emily : And you guys are calling ME the insane one.

Emily at the slightest problem : That's it I'm planning another funeral.

JJ : Emily nO-

Judge : How do you plead ?

Emily, looks over to Hotch

Hotch, mouthing : Not guilty

Emily : Hot Milky

Hotch, hitting the desk with his head : For god sake- Just lock her up.

Emily : To be honest, I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that I could be. I'm skipping on a lot of fun here.

Hotch :

Hotch : You're holding back ??

Hotch, answering the phone : Hello ?

Emily : It's Emily.

Hotch, sighing : What did she do this time ?

Emily : No it's me, it's Emily.

Hotch : Okay, what did YOU do this time ?

JJ : An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Emily : Slowly bites into an apple while menacingly looking at Reid

Reid :

Reid : Emily what the fuck