Reid : Affection Is DISGUSTING.

JJ : Fuck

Hotch : Language !

Spencer : Shit

Hotch : Language !

Emily : Who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch, you ass ?

Hotch : Language !

Morgan : Now that's one crazy motherfucker

Hotch : Language !

Garcia : What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak bro ?

Hotch :

Hotch : What the fuck ?

Emily : The risk I took was carefully calculated.

Rossi : WE ALMOST DIED !

Emily : I never said I was good at math.

Rossi, finding Reid laying face down on the floor : You okay ?

Reid : I'm depressed

Rossi : Lol me too

Rossi : Wait no, hi depressed, I'm dad.

Rossi : No- What's wrong ??

Reid : You have to learn to love yourself.

JJ : Don't you like, hate yourself ?

Reid : Yes, but we're talking about you, focus.

Emily : I like to think of myself as a "free spirit". It's way more classier than "out of fucking control".

Emily : Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot

Emily, walking in the meeting room : Hi everyone

No answer

Emily : Guys ??

Penelope : We can't hear dead people.

Everyone : nods

Emily : You guys are so dramatic it was ONE TIME

Garcia : I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know

Reid : I don't relax, I merely simmer in anxiety in different locations.

Tara : Are you a top or a bottom ?

Emily : I'm a threat.

JJ, from across the room : She's a bottom.