Reid : You have to learn to love yourself.
JJ : Don't you like, hate yourself ?
Reid : Yes, but we're talking about you, focus.
Garcia : Hotch, here's a nice and hot cup of coffee for the best boss !
Hotch : It's cold ?
Garcia : A nice cup of coffee.
Hotch : ..It's not even good. Too much sugar.
Garcia : ..A cup of coffee.
Hotch : Is this coffee or tea ?
Garcia :
Garcia : Cup.
Reid smiling at his phone, watching Bluey with headphones on
Emily, walking behind him : What are you watching ?
Reid, full panic mod, slamming his phone screen on his desk : P*RN. ADULT THINGS. BECAUSE I AM AN ADULT. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME EMILY
Emily : When I get doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times
Hotch : I hope you understand how food poisoning works
Emily : And I hope food poisoning knows how I work because I never met a burger I couldn't eat.
Emily : Don't come on a case thinking it's going to be easy, we dig through the ditches and burn through the bitches in here
Emily, picking a fight with Strauss : With all due respect, which is none-
Reid : Hostage or not, sometimes it's important being held
Rossi : Son you good ?
Unsub : I ain't talking
Reid, sharpening a knife : We got ways of making people talk
Reid, cuts a piece of cake
Unsub : ..Can I have some ?
Reid : Cake is for talkers only.
Garcia, aggressively throwing bottles at the team : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE
Morgan : What's up with her ?
Garcia : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU, YOU ALL DESERVE LOVE
JJ : She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Reid, crying : ᴵᵗ'ˢ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ
Emily : There is a "hell" in "hello"
Morgan : There is an "end" in "friend"
Reid : There is a "lie" in "believe"
Garcia : There is a "cheese" in "cheeseburger"
Emily, Morgan, Reid :
Garcia, being sad : I wanted to join...
Emily, Morgan, Reid : There is a "cheese" in "cheeseburger".
Emily : What are you, five ?
Morgan : Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Emily :
Morgan :
Emily :
Morgan : ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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