Emily : Don't come on a case thinking it's going to be easy, we dig through the ditches and burn through the bitches in here
Judge : How do you plead ?
Emily, looks over to Hotch
Hotch, mouthing : Not guilty
Emily : Hot Milky
Hotch, hitting the desk with his head : For god sake- Just lock her up.
Emily : "Feminine urge this", "Masculine urge that". Dude, the only urge I have is going feral.
Reid : You have to learn to love yourself.
JJ : Don't you like, hate yourself ?
Reid : Yes, but we're talking about you, focus.
Emily : I HATE when communication isn't clear and loud.
Morgan : What happened to her ?
JJ : She can't log into her Disney+ account and it doesn't say if it's the username or the password that she got wrong.
Unsub : I ain't talking
Reid, sharpening a knife : We got ways of making people talk
Reid, cuts a piece of cake
Unsub : ..Can I have some ?
Reid : Cake is for talkers only.
Emily : When I get doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times
Hotch : I hope you understand how food poisoning works
Emily : And I hope food poisoning knows how I work because I never met a burger I couldn't eat.
Morgan : Are you sure you're okay, Emily ? You've been acting funny all day.
Emily, with a big smile : Why wouldn't I be, in such a beautiful day, especially with you by my side my lovely friend ?
Morgan :
Morgan, running away : HOTCH, EMILY IS GOING TO BLOW UP
Reid : I wish my daddy issues could just disappear
Gideon : dies
Reid :
Reid : NOT LIKE THAT-
JJ : An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Emily : Slowly bites into an apple while menacingly looking at Reid
Reid :
Reid : Emily what the fuck
Hotch : Did you buy eggs like I asked ?
Garcia : Even better.
Hotch : What did you-
Garcia, holding up a chicken : Her name is Fluffy !
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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