Emily : There Is A "hell" In "hello"

Emily : To be honest, I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that I could be. I'm skipping on a lot of fun here.

Hotch :

Hotch : You're holding back ??

Therapist : And remember, you are your own worst enemy.

Reid, somehow proud : Undefeated dude

Morgan : bro be like "feb" because he can't spell februawary

Emily : Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve

Reid : You mean cards ?

Emily, slowly sliding a knife out of her sleeve : No, I do not.

Emily : In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law

Emily, picking a fight with Strauss : With all due respect, which is none-

Morgan, running in Hotch's office : SOMETHING CAUGHT ON FIRE

Hotch : FUCKING DAMNIT EMILY !

Spencer : Emily is on vacation ?

Hotch : ..Oh yeah. I forgot.

Emily, on her vacation : Why do I feel like I'm in trouble suddenly ?

Elle : I love when people are rude, because omg, no way ! My turn.

Emily : "Feminine urge this", "Masculine urge that". Dude, the only urge I have is going feral.

Reid : "Once you've hit rock bottom the only place to go is up". You underestimate me, I've brought my pickaxe and I'm ready to dig.