Reid : "Once You've Hit Rock Bottom The Only Place To Go Is Up". You Underestimate Me, I've Brought My

Garcia : I NEED someone to cuddle with me and stroke my hair.

Emily : And I need someone to help me get rid of a body but guess we're both disappointed.

Morgan : My toxic trait is I think that I could walk up to a lion and it would sense my powerful vibes and not attack me

Morgan : UNSUB AT 3 O'CLOCK !

Morgan : ...

Morgan : ..Nevermind, it's my shadow.

Elle : I love when people are rude, because omg, no way ! My turn.

Emily : I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice

Emily : In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law

Emily : Someone stole my car

JJ : What ? We have to find him !

Emily : Why ? Now the body in the trunk isn't our problem anymore.

JJ : ...The body ? OUR problem ? WHAT BODY ?

Emily, winking : What body ?

Morgan : Emily, could you pass the salt ?

Emily : Morgan, could you pass away ?

Hotch : ONE. DINNER. WHY IS IT SO HARD.

Morgan : What do you think Emily will do for a distraction ?

Rossi : Probably throw a rock or make some noise. Something easy.

Car explodes, a fire start, Emily is running around screaming.

Rossi : ..Or that.

Unsub : I ain't talking

Reid, sharpening a knife : We got ways of making people talk

Reid, cuts a piece of cake

Unsub : ..Can I have some ?

Reid : Cake is for talkers only.