Morgan : What Do You Think Emily Will Do For A Distraction ?
Morgan : What do you think Emily will do for a distraction ?
Rossi : Probably throw a rock or make some noise. Something easy.
Car explodes, a fire start, Emily is running around screaming.
Rossi : ..Or that.
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Emily : What are you, five ?
Morgan : Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Emily :
Morgan :
Emily :
Morgan : ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ
Reid : I kind of want to be kissed. But I also kind of want to be stabbed.
Reid : WELCOME TO APPLEBEE'S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES ?
Morgan : What.. Bees ??
Reid : HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES
Morgan : No it wasn't-
Reid, approaching while violently shaking a jar full of bees
Morgan : WAIT-
Emily : Do I look nice ?
JJ : You look like you're about to set someone on fire.
Emily, walking away : Perfect.
Morgan : ...HOTCH EMILY IS DOING IT AGAIN !
The BAU on the jet, returning home after a difficult case :
Morgan : You've been on the phone since we left, what are you doing ?
Reid : I'm trying to cancel my liFE SUBSCRIPTION
JJ : Emily, you can't do that, it's against the law !
Emily, doing it anyway : I AM THE LAW !
JJ : Damn what made you like this ?
Reid : What doesn't kill me makes me wish it did
Emily : I can't do it. It'd be against my moral code.
Morgan : Your moral code is a damn roulette wheel.
Rossi, first day with the team, witnessing the fire goblin (Emily), the muscular only boy (Morgan), the emotional support baby (Garcia), the fucked up mentally baby (Reid), the mom (JJ) and the dad (Hotch).
Rossi :
Rossi : What, from the bottom of my heart, the FUCK.
Garcia : I wish we could block people in real life.
JJ : Restraining order
Emily : Murder.
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