Emily : I Can't Do It. It'd Be Against My Moral Code.

Emily, to Will : You're in her DMs but she's in my bed and we're taking online quizzes to see if either of us has autism

Emily : Don't come on a case thinking it's going to be easy, we dig through the ditches and burn through the bitches in here

Reid : Does something stupid

JJ : What an absolute fucking idiot

JJ : Can't believe I'd die for him

Emily, having a rampage : SAY THAT AGAIN-

JJ : Those red flags be heart shaped tho

Reid : I would die for you

JJ : Yeah but, you want to die everyday so that doesn't mean much

Reid :

Reid : I would live for you

JJ, gasping : You would WHAT

JJ : Fuck

Hotch : Language !

Spencer : Shit

Hotch : Language !

Emily : Who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch, you ass ?

Hotch : Language !

Morgan : Now that's one crazy motherfucker

Hotch : Language !

Garcia : What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak bro ?

Hotch :

Hotch : What the fuck ?

Tara : Are you a top or a bottom ?

Emily : I'm a threat.

JJ, from across the room : She's a bottom.

JJ : Emily, you can't do that, it's against the law !

Emily, doing it anyway : I AM THE LAW !

JJ : Damn what made you like this ?

Emily : I'm so upset.

Morgan : Why what happened ?

Emily, raising her index menacingly towards him : Shut the fuck up, fuck you.

Morgan : Okay girl, you stay upset, actually I hope your day gets worse !

Spencer : Can I be frank with you guys ?

Emily : I don't know how changing your name is going to help

Penelope : Can I still be Penelope ?

Morgan : Ssshhht let Frank speak.

Spencer :

Spencer : I hate you all