Reid : So, What's Your Biggest Fear

JJ : Spence why are you putting Garcia on a lock down ?

Reid : Because her smile is contagious and I'm trying to be SAD HERE.

Morgan : Hey JJ, nice shirt !

JJ : Aw, thanks !

Morgan, smiling : But it would looked better lying on Emily's bedroom floor.

JJ :

Emily : DAMNIT stop hitting on JJ on my behalf !

Emily : I'm so upset.

Morgan : Why what happened ?

Emily, raising her index menacingly towards him : Shut the fuck up, fuck you.

Morgan : Okay girl, you stay upset, actually I hope your day gets worse !

Morgan, running in Hotch's office : SOMETHING CAUGHT ON FIRE

Hotch : FUCKING DAMNIT EMILY !

Spencer : Emily is on vacation ?

Hotch : ..Oh yeah. I forgot.

Emily, on her vacation : Why do I feel like I'm in trouble suddenly ?

Emily : Don't come on a case thinking it's going to be easy, we dig through the ditches and burn through the bitches in here

Rossi : I have a bad feeling.

Emily : What do you mean ?

Rossi : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble and not to do it ?

Reid : ..No ?

Emily : I have a little voice, but she says the contrary.

Rossi : ..That actually explains so much.

Morgan : UNSUB AT 3 O'CLOCK !

Morgan : ...

Morgan : ..Nevermind, it's my shadow.

Reid : Unfortunately, I do always have something smart to say.

Garcia, trying to stop the unsub : Killing someone is really weird, like no one will like you if you do that

Reid : I don't relax, I merely simmer in anxiety in different locations.