Reid : I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more.
Garcia : ...Hun, that's a coma.
Reid : Fancy name for a nap.
Hotch, feeling an emotion : who the fuck authorized this ?
Reid : Hostage or not, sometimes it's important being held
Rossi : Son you good ?
Rossi : If we put Reid and Emily in a room, who would come out crying first ?
Hotch : The room.
Rossi, first day with the team, witnessing the fire goblin (Emily), the muscular only boy (Morgan), the emotional support baby (Garcia), the fucked up mentally baby (Reid), the mom (JJ) and the dad (Hotch).
Rossi :
Rossi : What, from the bottom of my heart, the FUCK.
Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :
Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.
Rossi : Where's Emily ?
Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.
Emily, picking a fight with Strauss : With all due respect, which is none-
Emily at the slightest problem : That's it I'm planning another funeral.
JJ : Emily nO-
Morgan : You know what sucks ?
Reid, without looking up from his chess game : Vacuum.
Morgan : No- In a metaphorical sense ?
Reid : Black hole.
Morgan :
Morgan : You know what isn't cool ?
Reid : Lava.
Morgan : ...I swear there's a special place in hell for you. Smartass.
The rest of the team in the jet : giggles, Hotch fist-bumping Reid.
Emily : I just want someone to take me out
Spencer : Like on a date or with a sniper ?
Emily : Surprise me.
Policeman : And you guys are ?
Emily : Tired
Spencer : Dead inside
JJ : Anxious
Morgan : Hungry
Hotch :
Hotch : We're the BAU
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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