Gomez: *standing on a table in the quad* I SHALL DEFEND MY DEAREST MORTICIA’S HONOR TILL MY VERY LAST BREATH AND EVEN BEYOND IT! YOU FOOLS WILL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER THOUGHT TO HARM MI ESPINA DE ROSA MORTAL!!
Morticia: *heart eyes* By the Gods, I love him! He is such a romantic! I will marry him by the end of the day!
Larissa: Jesus fucking Christ, I need alcohol right now.
*Approx. Three Decades Later*
Enid: *standing on a table in the quad* ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA PUT HANDS ON THAT SEXY PIECE OF GOTH ASS IS GONNA LEARN WHAT 300 POUNDS OF WEREWOLF TEARING YOU IN HALF FEELS LIKE!! TRY ME YOU DUMB BITCHES! TRY MEEEE!!!!
Wednesday: *heart eyes* Oh my Gods, I have never seen such a romantic gesture in my life. I must go to acquire marriage documents this instant, but I cannot take my eyes off such a wonderful sight!
Bianca: That’s it. I’m calling Yoko, I need some hard fucking liquor to deal with you idiots. Holy fucking shit.
Huzzah!
Matt Murdock scenes that will forever live rent free in my head:
Aggressive undressing + buttons flying everywhere + cross necklace getting yanked + wet look...FOREVER CHANGED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY
The grip on the chair + ab flexing + caressing Claire's elbow + the smirk.... A++++ WOULD SMASH
Bedhead + ab flexing + the smirk after replying a lie to Foggy about sleeping with a violent girl....MATT MURDOCK A CONFIRMED FREAK
not mark saying “don’t touch me” again 😔 I thought we were past this
haven't posted anything for a long time
came back just to say I have gone feral for a pair of old men
Ethan: 'sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired.' everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy’.
Mark: i'm so sleepy of your shit.
Nobody:
Ethan’s horse: C H O M P
Ok so the running gag of Eddie losing his shoes was hilarious but why is none talking about how in the final act, when they are running from the xenophage in the lab, Venom grabs a pair of sneakers for Eddie. The fact that he noticed Eddies lack of shoes and in the middle of a life or death battle remembered “oh shit I need to get some foot protection for my husband” is absolutely adorable. Eddie is constantly on Venoms mind. He’s always thinking about him and how to help him and keep him happy.
oOOOOH SH*t !!!by AnatoFinnstark
HES SO FUCKING CUTE OML
EHEHERE DONNIE WITH GLASSES IS SO CUTE HES JUST SO TINY
he's reading
she/they 20 gay af too many hyperfixations to count spend more time thinking out stories than writing them 🤌🤌
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