The Amount Of Smut Fanfiction I Read On This App Would Send A Victorian Man Into A Coma.

Uncle death meme dump

I got the low res uncle death image from the 7th anniversary gif.

(some of these I already posted on my insta or Twitter.)

HE'S FINALLY HOME‼️😭 IT TOOK SIX DAYS AND 100 PULLS BUT HE'S FINALLY HOME‼️😭

100 PULLS‼️IT TOOK 100 PULLS‼️😭 AND HE ONLY CAME HOME BECAUSE I PULLED FOR HIM AFTER I FINISHED MY STUDY SESSION WITH HIM‼️IT TOOK SIX DAYS OF NON-STOP FARMING‼️I GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR SPENDING 20,000 DIAMONDS‼️😭 AND ALL IT TOOK WAS A FUCK ASS STUDY SESSION TO MAKE HIM COME HOME‼️💀 AAAAAAA‼️😭

But at least I got the three cards I wanted. And Xavier's outfit and haircut. (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) WHICH HE BETTER WEAR BECAUSE I HAVE SPENT 20,000 DIAMONDS AND AN INDESCRIBABLE AMOUNT OF HOURS FARMING IN THE GAME‼️😭

WHY COULDN'T SYLUS BE LIKE XAVIER AND CALEB AND COME HOME DURING MY FIRST THREE PULLS⁉️😭

I like the promo for the spiderverse sequel, I wish that they put some noir promotional content though. :(

I dreamt I married Xavier last night. And my dumbass woke up smiling because it felt so real.😭 I'd literally go into a coma if it meant I could stay in that dream and feel happy.

WHO MADE THIS.

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS.

HEY SO UM WHAT THE FUCK

Why does every single Spanish speaking person who isn't related to me always assume that I can't speak Spanish? Like, do I not look Mexican enough for them or something?

AAAAAAA I GOT IT ON MY FIRST PULL WITH THE FREE TICKETS INFOLD GAVE AWAY!!I DIDN'T EVEN THINK I WAS GOING TO GET HIM BECAUSE I WAS ORIGINALLY GOING TO SKIP HIS BANNER TO SAVE MORE DIAMONDS (≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) I'm not going to push my luck though because I'm saving up for sylus's birthday.(⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)

I GOT THE HOURGLASS DOG EASTER EGG!!!! :D