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Prompt #1

You and your girlfriend have been in the relationship for a few months. A bit weird one, since you have never kissed or spent time in bed together, but it didn't matter much to you. You love her, after all. One day she approached you and said:

"So, don't be mad, but I have something to tell you..."

She sighs, her hands are trembling a bit.

"I hope you don't change your opinion about me after this, but... I like you. Romantically."

You chuckle, relieved that it's just a prank and nothing serious happened.

"Yeah, I know, I like you too, babe."

Her eyes widened.

"Wait, really?!"

"Mhm. And it's funny how you pull this prank when we're already in the relationship for months."

She is completely perplexed.

"We were in the relationships?"

Suddenly, you're starting to understand why you have never kissed.

"... WAIT, WE WEREN'T?!?"

This woman recently texted me and I just wanted to ask all of people who see this for help. I don't really have the money, but making this post is the least thing I can do. Please share it, reblog it, so people with money and a kind heart will see it and help @kimamberly

Reblog to give a trans girl a really cool sword

Menstrual tracking.

Bathroom obsessions.

Preoccupation with students' genitals.

Single-mother shaming.

Letting abusers have access to guns.

Anti-feminism rhetoric.

Venerating a lifelong rapist, adulterer, and molester of children.

Performative sex-trafficking stances.

Defending AR-15s when children are massacred.

Allowing the church to rape/molest children.

Indifference to police indictments for raping/molesting women and children.

This is not a one-issue type of hate/abuse/distrust/disrespect for women/mothers/kids.

There are so many connected and coordinated aspects to pro-birth natalists.

And none of those issues are about nurturing, caring, feeding, housing, insuring, or providing stability for people with children.

Conservatism kills. They only know how to destroy and abuse. They build nothing.

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

Firstly Russia trying to be USSR again (invading Ukraine, returning "traditions", isolating people and banning EVERYTHING they can and cannot (if not VPN, we'd be damned)).

Then USA trying to be the 3rd reich. (We all watched the news)

I feel like something's gonna happen.

I wanna leave this fucking planet.

Villain, who thinks that everything isn't real because they got very traumatized as a kid and it's their copying mechanics, so now they commit crimes because of it x hero, who has been through some crap themselves, so they want to make villain understand that everything is real without making them even more traumatized!!!

Prompt #2

A frightened priest understands, that nothing will help him to exercise the demon.

Meanwhile, a 15 y.o creepypasta cosplayer doesn't understand, why did the first one throw a bible at him.