I Can't Believe I Specifically Put Off Listening To Tmp Because I Wanted To Binge Listen Just To Come

at 3 am

Tim: You can say 'Have a nice day!' without a problem.

Tim: But you can't say 'Enjoy the next 24 hours' without sounding vaguely threatening.

Jason: How the fuck did you get into my safehouse again?!

PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

go to the eShop

go to your profile where your funds and account info is

go down to the bottom of the page

there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”

select the Change

select “Don’t Share”

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.

same is true for trans men! (unless you get top surgery)

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

Bruce: Alright, Chum, seen as your twenty one you can have a drink too.

Dick: awww, babies first shot!

Bruce: he won’t be doing shots for his first drink-

Tim, down three shots consecutively with a straight face:

Bruce:

Dick:

Alfred:

Damian:

Jason:

Batcow:

Tim: ooo it’s burns, anyway-

Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

i feel like bruce wayne is the only man i'd be ok with

getting really into journaling is so fucked because you will fr end up with pages like "dear diary, it's fucken wimdy today!!!!! also I might be a talentless hack with no real creative drive or discipline to speak of. xoxo ✨"

give battinson a robin and have it be stephanie brown

bok bok bok bok baaawk 🐔