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literally. genuinely prefer the fanon over the canon because i feel like the writers so often put aside character development (especially for bruce) so that they can focus on plot/crime stuff/fighting and while i genuinely like the universe and such (can't say much for the plot because i only really know the robins's lore/stories) i just can't find the actual batman likable because of how emotionally stunted he feels like.

this is also why i personally really like the hc of him being a millionaire over being a billionaire honestly. saw someone else post about it and honestly it would make much more sense for the storyline if he were a millionaire because he literally can just. pay off all the lawmakers if he really wanted to with that amount of money but no, he just beats up criminals instead

i can and WILL blame all bruce's bad parenting on the writers idc u cant stop me he's a flawed person but BAD PERSON? BAD FATHER? no. the writers don't get him sometimes ok trust me bro

Batman pulls out a long pointer and emphatically slaps it onto a projection screen currently displaying a slide which states, in jagged white letters, YOU WOULDN’T EMBEZZLE A BATMOBILE

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

12 year old, 4'4ft Jason: Tall people really act like they earned their height

17 year old, 5'10ft Dick: Short people really act like we stole their height

Bruce, internally: [don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh-]

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[Years later]

19 year old, 6'2ft Jason: Hey, remember when I stole your height? Good times

24 year old 5'10 Dick:

Dick: First oF ALL, YOU SASQUATCH SIZED BITCH-

Bruce, internally: [DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH-]

Tim, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time I lost my spleen.

Bruce, choking on his coffee: Excuse me?