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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

life is a game and baby i am out of bounds

:)

Reblog if your holes are a safe place for tgirl cum <3

Stitches ⋆｡°✩

Guys he did the thing

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

Let's forcefem the UK Supreme Court

To my uk trans people and allies out there.

Cunt McFuckface, who prefers the name "Ted"

There are few things in this existence as perfect as a McDonald's sprite

I should make a tier list of which jokers are allys

I feel like a man when I play balatro. "Yeah, I'm a dude, with a poker addiction/gaming addiction."

Balatro is a trans ally

I beat a game with only 4 jokers

Rb or dm for me to dump Yuri in your DMs <3

ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

aint that just a suck in the dick

I feel like a man when I play balatro. "Yeah, I'm a dude, with a poker addiction/gaming addiction."

Balatro is a trans ally

And it's hot

Men can have sex with eachother

Ive seen it on my phone

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

Frak 🥚

Happy 80th to the legend Danny Devito

Green is the best color

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

posting this for no particular reason