This Girl At Uni Was Dressed Sooo Gay And Then I Found Out She's Just Straight With A Lesbian Mom. Dykebaiting

I was negative! Trans rights win again

I'm gonna get tested for strep tmr. Fuck this shit. I gave my gf so many smooches today. WHAT IF I INFECTED HER?? That's transphobic

I'm gonna get tested for strep tmr. Fuck this shit. I gave my gf so many smooches today. WHAT IF I INFECTED HER?? That's transphobic

My fat-ass cat has the audacity to cry bloody murder even after getting his 2.5 meals of the day

i have sugarcubes.

illustration of myself at my day job. i’m a very complex and multifaceted person

CAT REVEAL: this is shithead (cat) with a sprite (mcdonald)

Finally won the blue deck with this setup

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude