CAT REVEAL: This Is Shithead (cat) With A Sprite (mcdonald)

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

Frak 🥚

Happy 80th to the legend Danny Devito

i have 2 moods:

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

transfem with adhd who can’t stop talking about that new show she started watching even when her girlfriend’s dick is shoved inside her.

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taking a break from my mental health to focus on social media