Cryingscreamingfrog - Frog Boy

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

legally, i should be allowed

PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

Call me a blunt the way I should be passed around by a bunch of alternative women

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

life is a game and baby i am out of bounds

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Okay but why are women so hot?

Like, butch women? Hot. femmes? Hot. Egirls? Hot. Trans girls of all types? Hot. Tomboys? Hot. Literally only one type of girl is hotter than others, and that group is called “my girlfriend”.