I Can't Lie This Did Nake Me Laugh 🤣

once I get testosterone and become a functional human being it's over for you bitches

i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

transfem with adhd who can’t stop talking about that new show she started watching even when her girlfriend’s dick is shoved inside her.

Switching from Instagram to tumblr like it's healthier

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

I miss jake :(

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

Taking care of your partner is full time job lmao

My gf told me to go take a shower and I wouldn't never go againt that GODDESS so I got my ass in the shower

i had the idea for this last tdov but it didnt come together until now 🥖🍷 though i'm not religious, this quote is beloved to me