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My sperm donor is buying me the gay flat irons cause I’m a gay hairdresser and he’d be homophobic if he didn’t

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Hey. It’s Pride Month!

Over the next 30 days, we are actively encouraging you to share your LGBTQ+ pride with all of Tumblr. You deserve to be proud of who you are 365 days a year, but these next 30 days, we’re going all out. There’s no wrong way to do it. Upload an illustration. Write a poem. Make a GIF. Take a selfie and slap a Pride sticker on it. Maybe send a sticker to a friend. These precious babies are in your app right now:

Do one thing, do 100 things—whatever feels right. Just tag it with #TumblrPride so other people can find it. And, hey, if you can’t do any of these things, know that we still support you. You have every reason to feel proud this month, even if you aren’t ready to show it. <3

We’ll also be signal boosting other influential LGBTQ+ voices all month long. We’ve secured some really amazing people for Answer Time and Issue Time:

6/23—Gavin Grimm, 17 year old activist fighting for the equality of transgender students, held on Action (@action).

6/29—Becca McCharen, queer fashion designer and founder of fashion label Chromat (@chromat).

6/30—Trans Rights & Community, focusing on urgent issues that affect trans people, like violence, access to health care, and unemployment, held on Action (@action).

Have a safe and beautiful Pride Month, Tumblr.

Body Language

When someone is...

Sad

Face/Body:

Avoidant/reduced eye contact

Drooping eyelids

Downcast eyes

Frowning

Raised inner ends of eyebrows

Dropped or furrowed eyebrows

Quivering lip/biting lip

Wrinkled nose

Voice:

Soft pitch

Low lone

Pauses/hesitant speech

Quiet/breathy

Slow speech

Voice cracks/breaking voice

Gestures/Posture:

Slouching/lowered head

Rigid/tense posture

Half formed/slow movement

Fidgeting or clasped hands

Sniffing or heavy swallows

Self soothing gestures (running hands over the arms, hand over heart, holding face in palms, etc)

MOOD

Actual real live footage of the battle between Asra, Juilliard and Muriel.

@yazzdonut I was recommended to start a beautiful friendship with you.

Posture & Physical Presence For Writers

(Because how they stand can say more than how they speak.)

Upright and stiff — Formal, tense, or deeply uncomfortable. Slouched shoulders — Insecure, exhausted, or defeated. Relaxed stance — Open, comfortable, confident. Hands in pockets — Guarded, casual, or hiding something. Crossed arms — Defensive, cold, or waiting to be impressed. Leaning forward — Engaged, flirtatious, or impatient. Back straight, chin high — Proud, stubborn, or putting on a show. Shifting weight side to side — Nervous, indecisive, or stalling. Foot tapping — Anxious, impatient, or barely holding it together. Arms loose at sides — Neutral, calm, open to the moment. Fidgeting with sleeves/hair/etc. — Inner turmoil disguised as casual touch. Spine curled inward — Trying to be small, invisible, or unnoticeable. Standing too still — Suppressed emotion, discomfort, or internal freeze. Dominant stance (feet wide, chest forward) — Confidence, aggression, or showmanship. Head tilted slightly — Curiosity, confusion, or playful challenge.

Easy and cheap “dirt” makeup

1) What you will need:

- Any brown colored eye shadows (Preferably matte)

- Petroleum jelly

- Scraping/mixing tool (I used a plastic knife)

- Disposable plate or container to mix it in

2) The science part

- First; Scrape out as much color as might need into our container or plate.

I scraped out all of the darker brown from the Wet N Wild palette then scraped half of that amount of the NYC color into my container

- Second; Add 3 times the amount of petroleum jelly to the crushed pigments

- Third; Mix together until it is the consistency of melted chocolate

~Disclaimer, this part is almost entirely up to you depending on the kind of texture that you want. You can add more or less petroleum jelly and/or pigment as you please~

3) Get dirty

- Apply it anywhere!

Apply thin coats and layer to get an opaque result. I used a stipple sponge for this example. Using a setting powder or spray will make your dirt last longer on your skin.

That’s basically it! It is not the best homemade dirt formula out there, but this is what I use when I want to look like I’ve been rolling around in mud and killing walkers.

Hope this helps!