GUYS IM A GENUIS

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

Y’all I just faked a boyfriend so I won’t hurt some dudes feelings...

Does that make me an asshole???

Uh, this is an issue...

So me and some of my friends went to go see Love, Simon a couple of weeks ago and for some reason they weren’t playing it. Naturally we were mad and confused but went to see a different movie. As we were waiting in the front area for popcorn and stuff I realized that there were a lot of Christian buses outside dropping people off, apparently a new Christian movie was playing but then it clicked. Love, Simon was cancelled that night because it was playing at the same time as the other movie. Now I do live in a country ass place and while it didn’t really suprise me it’s so stupid. It’s not like we were going to be in the same theater but they still called ahead and said they didn’t want the movie to play because there’s was. I don’t have issue with religion or religious people, I respect them very much but when you do something like that, I can get why people start to dislike them. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

An important PSA to remember!

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Beautiful

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L.

Me looking over my ocs where my new clash with my old story wise.

Me: Sacrfices must me made

Also me: maybe I could just write them all togther in one big happy family

Also me: but they would hate each other... hmmmm...

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood