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new kind of guy dropped

screaming

Are you able to identify the bug from the weird bug in charge of the night time meme?

I can't say which exact species, but it's a giant water bug in the family Belostomatidae - they're often called toe biters. I imagine if you found the original photo that was pasted into the meme, it would tell you the exact species, if you care.

I assume everyone's seen it, but if not:

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass

the problem with gamification is that websites never implement it right. absolutely nobody wants a trophy for making 1000 posts. instead when one of your posts gets a lot of notes you should earn a rare collectible item you can trade with other users. and when someone's post is really obnoxious you should get to call in a boss raid and if enough people join in and deplete the post's health bar then it should get permanently wiped from the servers

thinking about the internet themed crayons again

Unironically I think we need just a more powerful DS again. Dual screens fuck. The amount of creativity and interactivity and cool UI that went into DS games is literally unmatched and like those things were tough as fuck too. Please hear my wish. I get that the switch is technically handheld and thus portable but also no it is not that thang is so delicate and lacks the sophistication of just being able to shut it at a moments notice to pause everything without having to hit a pause menu. Does anyone hear me. Hello. Pokémon ranger.

self-proclaimed body language "experts" are so frustratingly hilarious because they seem incapable of understanding that people can lie to you

lil art of my new lioden king, birdsong <3

please reblog my art!

love those old soviet posters that are just advertising like, an activity. not some “go to mike’s hardware for the BEST deals around!” just “hey, you can learn stuff at libraries” or “consider going for a hike in the countryside” big kin

adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen

skeletonin is the happiness chemical released when you see a ghoul or perhaps a ghost

autistic artists b like "this is my favourite media" "and this is my favourite media if it was my little pony"

i wanna talk about this shot

Sorry John Henry’s redesign in the new Disney trailer thing was bothering the shit out of me

my Armadillo officinalis “Spain” colony is thriving, although they are very slow-growing. one of the few isopods that spends much of its time conglobated and not clinging to cover objects

i need us all to understand that no matter how big of a sweetheart Raph is, he's still The Oldest Sibling.

// depiction of autistic meltdowns , hitting self //

"Try this instead."

Little brains and brawns aka autism duo comic

*the sound of a head hitting the table*

Y/N: König, I need back-up!

König, smirking: Don’t worry, she’s coming to your location now.

Y/N: I got no time. I’m losing ammo and— oh my goodness.

Nicki Minaj: Bad bitch is here. Sorry I am late y/n. Had to reload my F-R-E- AK-47.

these are the kinds of books i want

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

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