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I’d pay money to see them fight ngl

The FNAF to Autism Pipeline is real

Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is

while you're here on this earth? make the most of it. catch those fireflies. drink that beer as you watch the sunset. watch the rain. write poetry about being caught in this human form for just a little while. watch the stars. remember: you ARE the stars.

I am completely and utterly normal about rivers, creeks, lakes, forests, ponds, hills, mountains, and other natural landscapes (lying)

i can be trusted on a nature walk i promise. i promise i will stay on the trail and will not run off into the forest never to be seen again i promise

No thoughts in my head, just Copia with his bat wings/capes fill the void

be free!!

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

why can I literally not go anywhere online without seeing a honkai or genshin ad. it makes me so unbelievably angry because not only are the ads usually upward of a minute long, and that half of them are unskippable 15 second ads, but THEY ARE THE ONLY ADS I GET NOW. I haven’t seen anything but those generic anime characters since honkai came out like PLEASE. And!!!! YouTube recently made a change to blocking ads, it now loads a fucking page for you to click block ad instead of just allowing you to tap the information icon in the window. WHICH ALMOST ALWAYS TAKES LONGER THAN THE AD TO LOAD.

Anyway I fucking hate honkai and genshin and YouTube and I think we should beat all the CEOs to death <3

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here’s my fucking huge son Clementine. i found him outside last fall

don’t know why he’s so fucking big. he showed up in the yard fixed and housebroken

i love him either way

BORB

Me when I gryphon-ify my oc for absolutely no reason (bearded vulture??osprey??bobcat??smilodon?? Idk).

don’t ask me why the 2 images r sideways, idk

Images only, link to original Twitter at the bottom of post.

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Hhhhh-

the urge to make free adopts….even though I know people probably won’t even see them…. Hhhhhhh-

this unlocked a memory I forgot I had

i understand why and how it happened but that era where people were trying to teach kids to use keyboards in the same rigid, methodical way that adults had to learn it as it became more commonplace was. so fucking bizarre. like those stupid quizzes and games and timed typing challenges, where if you deviated even slightly from the Correct Hand Position and Which Fingers Can Touch Which Key you were considered to be failing even if it had the same effect. to anyone even slightly older or younger i probably sound insane but i assure you this was a thing

MIGUEL O’HARA aka SPIDER-MAN 2099 Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

tw: old man

He may act tough but his ass is goofy. I just know it.

I hope they act like insufferable siblings

WHY hasn’t anyone drawn miguel o’hara in the strawberry dress

im begging it’d be so funny 💀

has this been done yet

His trauma hair and bitchy attitude have bewitched me body and soul

Cringe culture is dead, you have xenogenders? Me too! You're a therian? Same! You're a furry? Same here! Do you identify as non-human? Cool me as well! Do you use neopronouns? We're the same! Do you have a typing quirk and use "cringy" words? That's cool and same! You have a unique style(scene, emo, decora kei etc)? That's really cool! You still watch cartoons, play with toys and still play the same games that you grew up with? Because me too! You make "cringy" self-insert fanfics? That's fine! As long as what you're doing doesn't hurt you or anyone it's perfectly fine! Be yourself, screw assholes <3

Reblog if you're not human

hot take: we need more scrawny werewolves. we need more chubby werewolves. werewolves that aren’t a fucking upside down dorito

This scene changed lives

1930s Art Deco desk lamp in chrome with green milk glass shade