Rot Leeches Are Not Very Physically Powerful But They Can Psychically Manipulate Travelers To Convince

Yknow whenever a fantasy character gets plopped in modern day and sees a car or buss or something they usually assume its a monster and try to slay it. but like carriages existed, and they can see that it has wheels very different to the wheels they are used to but still serving the same purpose and also they can see the people through the window who obviously aren’t panicking at all. I think they would get the idea of what the thing is used for and be amazed by it rather than immediately trying to kill it

Jonathan sims be like

God knew i would be too powerful if i ate food

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Seen multiple people complain that zane and pixal arent on here but tbh, despite being literal robots they’ve never really felt particularly techy to me, maybe pixal but not zane (also the meme format only has six slots rest assured that if the meme was bigger pixal would be on here)

I love my family

I love my sister

If I could talk to my past self I dont think I would give him any meaningful life advice. Instead, i would tell him to stop fucking chewing on all of my legos

the improv impulse is so dangerous. one time a little kid asked me where the friend I was with went (she walked off to grab drinks for us) and, before I could think about why this was a bad idea, I pointed to the river and said "I drowned her" complete with a motion of pushing down someone's shoulders

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

I dont WANT conflict resolution

Im going to explode them.