Cryptdidnt - Cryptidn't

Ok ive only seen the first episode so far but

Zane doesn’t have taste buds???????

Has he just been formulaically cooking really well this whole time???

how to confound a centaur confounder

centaur: hold it right there, you can't just ride through my fields uncontested! I'll lose my credibility if we don't battle or something

confounder: that's fair. how about we-

centaur: and it can't be a pun battle. I heard what you did to the sphynx

confounder: darn. okay, what if I beat you in a horse race?

centaur: Ha! Alright, where's the finish line?

confounder: That tree over there. Where's your horse?

centaur: let me just call him

confounder: you're not a horse, this is a wait what

centaur: SVENTAL! HERE BOY!

*massive six-legged, four-eyed horse gallops around the bend wearing a saddle made for a centaur*

confounder: that is NOT a horse

centaur: it IS a horse, it just has six legs and four eyes and is large enough for me to ride. You agreed to a horse race, you didn't specify it had to have four legs.

confounder: ...

centaur: ...

confounder: I hate you

centaur: you brought this upon yourself

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

They them frak do you agree?

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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(Gabriel ultrakill voice) MACHINE

ARE YOU A HERO TO THE CORE????

Hero factory headcannon:

Akiyama makuro is a great being who thought making the great spirit robot was folly and left in a spaceship he built after the first prototype blew up

He then founded makuhero city which eventually spread into the multiplanitary society it is now

@mostly-void11

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

Seen multiple people complain that zane and pixal arent on here but tbh, despite being literal robots they’ve never really felt particularly techy to me, maybe pixal but not zane (also the meme format only has six slots rest assured that if the meme was bigger pixal would be on here)

Child me…

Why have you done this…..