Cryptdidnt - Cryptidn't

me thinking about evil Jay saying he hates Nya: well at least he didn't sell his marriage to the devil in controversial comic one more day

how to confound a centaur confounder

centaur: hold it right there, you can't just ride through my fields uncontested! I'll lose my credibility if we don't battle or something

confounder: that's fair. how about we-

centaur: and it can't be a pun battle. I heard what you did to the sphynx

confounder: darn. okay, what if I beat you in a horse race?

centaur: Ha! Alright, where's the finish line?

confounder: That tree over there. Where's your horse?

centaur: let me just call him

confounder: you're not a horse, this is a wait what

centaur: SVENTAL! HERE BOY!

*massive six-legged, four-eyed horse gallops around the bend wearing a saddle made for a centaur*

confounder: that is NOT a horse

centaur: it IS a horse, it just has six legs and four eyes and is large enough for me to ride. You agreed to a horse race, you didn't specify it had to have four legs.

confounder: ...

centaur: ...

confounder: I hate you

centaur: you brought this upon yourself

Ninjago

I open Tumblr, flesh hat man.

I open Instagram, flesh hat man.

I open YouTube, nothing happens because I have an adblock.

I open LETTERBODX, FUCKING FLESH HAT MAN.

God knew i would be too powerful if i ate food

Made a stormer mini model to go with furno

planning on making all the season one caste eventually

Im cooking up an au where the ninja from ninjago are toa and also one where the original toa are elemental masters in ninjago

Reminder that the climate crisis is NOT your fault.

Not your litter or lack of recycling

Not your emissions

It is not your fault that you are embedded in a system and forces you to drive a car

Its not your fault that massive corporations are destroying the world and blaming you