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Akira bike sliding on a horse

Apparently i cant say “i want my bonkle ball to come” according to my roommate

Smh

Surge vs Labratt

After a "dangerous experiment" escaped containment at a lab in Makuhero City, Surge was sent in to find the specimen and bring it back. Once Surge found Labratt however, he realized that he was sentient and being experimented on against his will. Making a note to report the lab to the Hero Factory later, Surge helped Labratt escape.

God knew i would be too powerful if i ate food

I open Tumblr, flesh hat man.

I open Instagram, flesh hat man.

I open YouTube, nothing happens because I have an adblock.

I open LETTERBODX, FUCKING FLESH HAT MAN.

Stormer VS Nitroblast 2.0

Nitroblast was one of several villains that wasn't caught quickly following the Breakout so when surveillance footage found him back on his homeworld of Tallos 5 the Hero Factory wasted no time sending Stormer to bring him in. Stormer was able to track Nitroblast to the top of a snowy mountain overlooking a giant mineshaft. Nitroblast reveals to Stormer that it was that very mine that he used to work in before he had been equipped with the addicting power-absorbing hands. Before Stormer was able to stop him Nitroblast used his laser to set off an avalanche heading directly toward the mine. Stormer did his best to slow the avalanche with his freeze ray but was unable to effect its course and the snow crashed into the mine. Stormer only discovered afterward that all of the workers of the mine had curiously not shown up that day so the only person who was there was a furious mine owner trying to figure out why no one had come to work. Apparently, Nitroblast had told the workers his plan, and not one of them decided to snitch.

I tried putting some hero factory and bionicle heads on ninjago mechs i did not expect it to work this well

Hero factory au idea where the heros are the villains and the villains are the hero (very original concept i know)

Von ness: leader of the hero team which is made up of some of the other villains like core hunter and meltdown (with more heroy names of course

Inferno (william furno): cat burglar trying to make a name for himself, known for burned down the building he robbed from (usually on accident) to hide evidence

Breezeburst (Natalie breeze): a skilled assassin for hire with a large arsenal and an even larger sniper rifle. She also sometimes kills her targets with animals to make then look like accidents

Preston (stormer): a former hero who sought to organize crime in order to make it safer with less deaths. He succeeded and became one of the largest crime lords in the system. The hero factory doesnt touch him since the organized crime works in their favor but the heros dont know about this. Preston’s bodyguard is a bot by the name of hulkbulk (Duncan bulk) who is impressively large and never leaves preston’s side.

Thats all i got for now