Oh God

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Potato

So I have decided that god will die

Is anybody up for giving me their kneecaps I need bowls

Photos from Hands Off! Protests (April 5, 2025)

Just started thinking and I realized those post about kids scaring their parent in the middle of the night was me as a kid (probably still do). I just remembered that one post about the kid standing over the parents bed with a bloody nose and giving their parents nightmares but I one upped them. I got a bloody nose but that’s not what scared my mom (for context when I was young like 4-7 I got a lot of bloody noses it was not a suprise they also happened for a number of reasons) it was the tooth I had lost. So the story it was late at night and I couldn’t sleep (this was before my parents put me on melatonin) so I started wiggling my loose tooth thinking about something or other as I am a very scatter brained individual when it just starts raining and bc I was in my head I didn’t realize it was raining until the lightning hit and the first one was loud (I have sensitive hearing didn’t help that it was close to the house) so I jumped (off the actual bed it was surreal now that I think about it) and well out comes the tooth and a lot of blood from my mouth and my first thought is not that’s my tooth or that’s a lot of blood it’s just ‘what would happen if a lama had food dye in its mouth and spit at someone’ (what would happen would it be colored or no?) then I get the nose bleed and then think ‘Oh a nose bleed I should go get mom’ and my mouth has been closed this entire time so blood is just building in my mouth and I didn’t register it, so I’m in my mom and dads room and I shake my mom awake and she asks “what do you need?” And as I open my mouth to say ‘my nose is bleeding’ just a bucket load of blood come out of my mouth and she hears the sound it hitting the carpet and asks “what was that?” and all I say is just “I think it was blood” so she blots up and turns on the end lamp and just screams bc there in front of her is just a child from the nose, down to her feet covered in blood so dad wakes up and at this moment I register the tooth in my hand and through a blood soaked mouth say “Oh I lost a tooth” so my parents calm down a bit but are still freaking out and ask what happened and my response is “ I lost a tooth apparently and got a bloody nose.” I got a bath new pjs and 15 bucks all in one night at 12:00 am on a Monday and still had enough energy for school along with a story of how I gave my parents nightmares of a bloody child.

Frost walker just turns your boots into ice skates

Change my mind

Marry Christmas and a hope that scp-4666 enjoys its human sacrifice yet again. And to all a good night.