Frost Walker Just Turns Your Boots Into Ice Skates

Frost walker just turns your boots into ice skates

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3 years ago

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“Those poor boys”

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“She deserves to be punished too.”

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“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

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“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

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“She put herself in harm’s way”

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“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

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“She ruined their lives.”

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2 years ago

Rest In Peace Technoblade.

So many people loved you and will miss you more than anything. And you made so many people, both close to you and online folks, so incredibly happy. I wish your friends and family nothing but the best in this painful time and I’m so sorry for their loss.

Techno you were an amazing guy, just as funny as you were kind. Willing to help other creators and just down to have a good time. Your videos were the bright spot people needed on their worst days and you left so many people feeling lighter than they were when they found you. You were a gift and I miss you already.

We will never forget you, because Technoblade never dies 💗

3 years ago

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees

I say in Vietnamese

4 years ago

U ever wanna cook a pop-tart in the oven... still in the package.


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4 years ago

Random pigs giving out weapons in mazes is not a legitimate way to pick a leader


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4 years ago

Yo what the fuck

A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer.

He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine’s day cards, write inside them and stamp them with “Love” stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope. The bartender finally can’t contain his curiosity and approaches the man. “You must have 500 or more cards there,” the bartender says. “I’ve got to admit I’m curious what you’re doing.” “Oh, every year at Valentine’s Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed ‘Guess Who?’” the guy says. “But why?” the bartender asks. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the guy replies.

2 years ago

from a comrade

The people who sheltered Jews in hidden rooms and attics and basements during the Holocaust were breaking the law. The people who smuggled 7,000 Jews out of Denmark were breaking the law. Schindler was breaking the law. The Underground Railroad broke the law. Harriet Tubman broke the law. MLK broke the law. Hell, the fucking Boston Tea Party broke the law.

If saving friends and family and innocent people is breaking the law, break the law. If standing up for truth and justice is breaking the law, break the law.

The law is unjust. The law is morally wrong. Break the fucking law.

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    cryptic-calling-card reblogged this · 4 years ago

The laws of the physical plan no longer hold my soul I will feast one day

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