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It’s preparing for the future

every time I swallow a hot drink & it goes down the wrong tube it's like....what r u a noob at this???? u a noob a drinking beverages now???? fucking BEVERAGES???????

Yo what the fuck

A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer.

He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine’s day cards, write inside them and stamp them with “Love” stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope. The bartender finally can’t contain his curiosity and approaches the man. “You must have 500 or more cards there,” the bartender says. “I’ve got to admit I’m curious what you’re doing.” “Oh, every year at Valentine’s Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed ‘Guess Who?’” the guy says. “But why?” the bartender asks. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the guy replies.

Pineapple: sticky pineapple chicken & Hawaiian Pizza

name 2 foods with the same ingredients that otherwise bear no similarities whatsoever?

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

And my your fences be tall enough to keep me from helping the hogs!

Someone start the Apocalypse, which ever one you can. Just start it.

Endeavor named himself try hard

(Has this been discussed idk and I don’t care)