It’s Preparing For The Future

I wonder when it will finally stop

time keeps passing in a consistent & predictable pattern and i find this incredibly unreasonable actually

Anybody else get the sudden craving to slurp someone’s digestive tract like spaghetti?

*Sweats* well that’s one way to go around a divorce

A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man stammered, “Yes.”

Bang!  The robber shoots him.

He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the wife and demands, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The wife quickly responds, “No….but my husband did!”

from a comrade

The people who sheltered Jews in hidden rooms and attics and basements during the Holocaust were breaking the law. The people who smuggled 7,000 Jews out of Denmark were breaking the law. Schindler was breaking the law. The Underground Railroad broke the law. Harriet Tubman broke the law. MLK broke the law. Hell, the fucking Boston Tea Party broke the law.

If saving friends and family and innocent people is breaking the law, break the law. If standing up for truth and justice is breaking the law, break the law.

The law is unjust. The law is morally wrong. Break the fucking law.

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

Random pigs giving out weapons in mazes is not a legitimate way to pick a leader

Oh god

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It’s silent???

gonna start using salmons as the correct plural the way the gods intended

You don’t bite down you bite up