It’s Silent???

Person A: Well you know what they say

Person B: No I don’t know what they say

Person A: Yeah me neither.

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Yo what the fuck

A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer.

He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine’s day cards, write inside them and stamp them with “Love” stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope. The bartender finally can’t contain his curiosity and approaches the man. “You must have 500 or more cards there,” the bartender says. “I’ve got to admit I’m curious what you’re doing.” “Oh, every year at Valentine’s Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed ‘Guess Who?’” the guy says. “But why?” the bartender asks. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the guy replies.

You don’t bite down you bite up

Quack

Yeah.

True

Anybody else get the sudden craving to slurp someone’s digestive tract like spaghetti?

there needs to be so much more legislation when it comes to advertising, especially mobile adverts which are 99% lies and often predatory.