There Needs To Be So Much More Legislation When It Comes To Advertising, Especially Mobile Adverts Which

Frog and cranberries it must be fall

Time is edible but it will give you stomach problems.

Yo what the fuck

A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer.

He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine’s day cards, write inside them and stamp them with “Love” stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope. The bartender finally can’t contain his curiosity and approaches the man. “You must have 500 or more cards there,” the bartender says. “I’ve got to admit I’m curious what you’re doing.” “Oh, every year at Valentine’s Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed ‘Guess Who?’” the guy says. “But why?” the bartender asks. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the guy replies.

My existence is pointless unless it is fueled by fear

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Lainey Molnar

The fact that people read the shit I write brings my form farther into existence soon enough I’ll be able to take form