My Existence Is Pointless Unless It Is Fueled By Fear

U ever wanna cook a pop-tart in the oven... still in the package.

Pineapple: sticky pineapple chicken & Hawaiian Pizza

name 2 foods with the same ingredients that otherwise bear no similarities whatsoever?

You don’t bite down you bite up

I’m going to fist fight god for a taco

STOP!

that is all. continue scrolling.

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

18 knees good to know

Is anybody up for giving me their kneecaps I need bowls

It’s preparing for the future

every time I swallow a hot drink & it goes down the wrong tube it's like....what r u a noob at this???? u a noob a drinking beverages now???? fucking BEVERAGES???????

It’s silent???

gonna start using salmons as the correct plural the way the gods intended

I don’t think 2025s orange has good shoe laces.

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